Saturday came all too early. Sleeping in would have been great, but my son had a birthday party to go to and I had an hour drive to pick him up, and an hour drive back. *sigh*
So I throw on my gym clothes and head out to pick him up. Of course I was late and hadn't picked up a birthday gift yet. *Sigh* My son got the the party about an hour late and I hit the gym. After working on some cardio for about an hour, I went to my locker to head out to get Joey Sky after the party. As I unlocked it, he called and wanted to spend the night.
So I went back downstairs to work out some more. Later, I dropped off some clothes for him and did a little bit of shopping for a pair of work out shoes (read tennis shoes- ick) and a gym bag.
The rest of the night, well I had no idea what to do. I started to clean again in case Stripper called to come over for some pancakes. I thought about hitting a movie, but nothing was out that interested me. Then I thought about seeing what was playing for live music around, but never got that far. I ended up vegging in front of the TV for a while and then crashing out fairly early.
Sunday rolled around and I kept up the cleaning. I cranked some Volbeat and the new Mercenary... The pancake call never came, and I wasn't suprised in the least... as I found out that Stripper, was in fact also a drummer.
-MetalRose
Lyric of the day: Choose to find salvation in the sorrow / I hope to see you laughing (Mercenary ~ Isolation [Lonliness in December])
3.29.2008
I smell like stripper.
Tonight, my cousin had her bachelorette party. Since she lives only a mile or so from me I offered to pick her up. My cousin is watching Joey Sky, but she lives an hour away. So at 4, I left work to get him there in time.
I got home around 5, showered and was out by 6pm, to my cousins and back home by around 7:30 which I told my cousin I'd pick her up between 7 and 7:30. I got to her place just after 7:30. I got out of my car and went to get her, and use the bathroom.
After I got out of the bathroom, it dawned on me, I had no idea where my car keys were. Shit, so I checked my pockets and all over her place. Nope, of course I left them in my car. *Sigh* So we took her car to my place since there was a lock box there (here) that I had the combo to.
I walk in the door and go to get my extra set of keys and shit... nothing. The entire lock box is gone. FUCK. So I walk down my place thinking of ways to break in but instead feel like I should try the door.
Thankfully, I had asked my son to run back inside and grab something and he left the door unlocked! SCORE! So I grab my extra set of keys and we head back to my cousin's place and get my car.
While at the party, apparently her neighbors complained about the noise and sent the cops over. Of course, it was the oldest trick in the book which she fell for. We had hired a male stripper. The guy was pretty fucking hot and he was so much fun. He ended up hanging out for quite a while after and just drinking and bsing with us all.
I had mentioned that I make a mean pancake and the stripper took my number and promised to be at my place on Sunday for pancakes. As the night wore on, my cousin and I headed back to my place and the stipper called. They were at a bar down the street from my place and we decided to head out to meet them.
With in 20 minutes they were gone as it was last call, but he promised he was still on for pancakes on Sunday. Riiiiiiggght. Regardless, I'm freaking tired, the party was a blast, and I have to make sure I have enough for pancakes if they decide to call.
-Metal.
I got home around 5, showered and was out by 6pm, to my cousins and back home by around 7:30 which I told my cousin I'd pick her up between 7 and 7:30. I got to her place just after 7:30. I got out of my car and went to get her, and use the bathroom.
After I got out of the bathroom, it dawned on me, I had no idea where my car keys were. Shit, so I checked my pockets and all over her place. Nope, of course I left them in my car. *Sigh* So we took her car to my place since there was a lock box there (here) that I had the combo to.
I walk in the door and go to get my extra set of keys and shit... nothing. The entire lock box is gone. FUCK. So I walk down my place thinking of ways to break in but instead feel like I should try the door.
Thankfully, I had asked my son to run back inside and grab something and he left the door unlocked! SCORE! So I grab my extra set of keys and we head back to my cousin's place and get my car.
While at the party, apparently her neighbors complained about the noise and sent the cops over. Of course, it was the oldest trick in the book which she fell for. We had hired a male stripper. The guy was pretty fucking hot and he was so much fun. He ended up hanging out for quite a while after and just drinking and bsing with us all.
I had mentioned that I make a mean pancake and the stripper took my number and promised to be at my place on Sunday for pancakes. As the night wore on, my cousin and I headed back to my place and the stipper called. They were at a bar down the street from my place and we decided to head out to meet them.
With in 20 minutes they were gone as it was last call, but he promised he was still on for pancakes on Sunday. Riiiiiiggght. Regardless, I'm freaking tired, the party was a blast, and I have to make sure I have enough for pancakes if they decide to call.
-Metal.
3.27.2008
Not so bright ideas, a quick reference guide by MetalRose
Things that aren’t so bright.
1. When going to the gym wearing tight fitting light gray pants isn’t a bright idea. When you sweat in certain areas, it looks as if you wet yourself. Double bad idea for ladies during a special time of the month.
2. It’s not a bright idea, after dying your hair, while still wet, to remove your latex gloves and then continue playing with your hair.
3. When dying your hair and getting hair dye all over, it’s not a bright idea to use rubbing alcholol around your mouth and nose area.
4. It’s even less of a bright idea to continue doing it while coughing so much you nearly gag.
5. I also found out, I mean, it’s not a good idea to hit the treadmill with your iPod on full blast only to think you can let a silent one out. Just because you can’t hear it doesn’t mean the hot guy on the treadmill next to you won’t.
6. Its not a good idea to do the above while wearing light clothes making you look like you urinated all over yourself.
Not that I’m speaking from experience or anything, just thought I’d sent out a friendly reminder to y’all.
-MetalRose
1. When going to the gym wearing tight fitting light gray pants isn’t a bright idea. When you sweat in certain areas, it looks as if you wet yourself. Double bad idea for ladies during a special time of the month.
2. It’s not a bright idea, after dying your hair, while still wet, to remove your latex gloves and then continue playing with your hair.
3. When dying your hair and getting hair dye all over, it’s not a bright idea to use rubbing alcholol around your mouth and nose area.
4. It’s even less of a bright idea to continue doing it while coughing so much you nearly gag.
5. I also found out, I mean, it’s not a good idea to hit the treadmill with your iPod on full blast only to think you can let a silent one out. Just because you can’t hear it doesn’t mean the hot guy on the treadmill next to you won’t.
6. Its not a good idea to do the above while wearing light clothes making you look like you urinated all over yourself.
Not that I’m speaking from experience or anything, just thought I’d sent out a friendly reminder to y’all.
-MetalRose
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